Why Smartphones can be Dumbphones

Fancy reading about Bonnie and Clyde? Did you follow the news on Timothy McVeigh about his last few days before his lethal death sentence? Do you know the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs?

REAL LIFE CRIMINALS. Some dead. Some in prison cells. Some were set free.


And some were summon from the death.

Follow this real life account of a 16 year old girl named Emily who summoned the two most notorious criminals from the "Great Depression" era and what they think about smart phones.

Emily has since subscribe to DG Smart Plan at RM68 per month to prove her case that her phone is indeed a smartphone. Satisfied, Bonnie kidnapped and forced Shaolin Tiger to help her hack into several Facebook accounts to retrieve her victims address. She was about to murder her first victim (since death) when KYSpeaks came and offered her food. She was so tempted, she left her day job as a criminal to pursue her new career as the host of Jalan2 Cari Makan.

Clyde is now a part-time customer service executive at the Digi Centre. Once in awhile, his hand still itches, so you might wanna check your pocket if he comes near you. *winks*

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